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burritosplosion

The result of a microwaved burrito when the seam bursts at one or both ends, usually producing a hot beany mess.
My microwave fell victim to a burritosplosion, so I had to spend an hour cleaning the beans and cheese out of it.
by poizon_elff February 20, 2010
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Burrrrr

Just got another escort, burrrrr!
by twiinbeats December 10, 2018
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Ski burrito

The emergency sled the ski patrol uses to drag your wounded body back down the mountain. It gets its name because of its yellow emergency coloring and the fact that the ski patrol wraps the wounded person up.
Dang, Sarah fell took a dive and can't get back on her skis. We're going to have to bring her down in a ski burrito.
by Diva ~D~light January 10, 2009
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Burritorrhea

When the filling of your burrito falls out through the bottom of the burrito causing you to eat it with a fork.
Bill: Ahhh... the contents of my burrito just fell out!
Cody: Looks like you got burritorrhea!
by little c to the big L March 7, 2011
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burrelled

Burrelled is taken from the sexual antics of Patrick Brian "Pat" Burrell, nicknamed "Pat the Bat," He is a former American professional baseball outfielder who played in Major League Baseball. He stands 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighs 235 pounds. With huge forearms that match the length and width of his cock (So the legend goes!). Considered sex on a stick, He is known for hitting baseballs as well as every pussy and every female hole in every town he's been in. Wives, sisters, mothers, daughters both married and single.
A vast number of men are crying in their Wheaties because their woman have been "burrelled." i.e. = nailed, porked, spread wide, banged but good, in every hole they have by this amoroushung stud! Forget oysters, I have been told by a female friend that interviewed him that the smell of him had her getting thigh sweats and wanting to wrap her pussy around his log right there in the place where the interview was taking place.
My wife got burrelled when she went over to Pat Burrell and asked for an autograph for our son. She came back walking funny because he
ended up banging her in every hole she has in the stall at the bar we were at. She got the autograph all right but she also got "burrelled" but good, like I said cause she was walking funny for a couple of days after!
burrelled: to be fucked in every hole you have till you are used up!
by freddie beamer June 2, 2013
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scotty burrito

A type of burrito, eaten by people named Scotty, consisting of a penis wrapped in a tortilla .
I heard he ate another Scotty burrito last night.
by philperkins August 15, 2018
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Ussain Bolt Burrito

a burrito (typically from Taco Bell or Chipotle) that upon entering your mouth makes a world record run for your anus.
"Man, that burrito ran right through me."

"Ussain Bolt Burrito?"

"For sure"
by ThePxWriter April 30, 2010
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