D. Buied

When a guy cock blocks and swoops on the girl.

I was hooking up with a girl and my friend "D. Buied" me after I left to go outside.

by norhygrets January 29, 2010

To rage buy

When you can't stand something you're using so you buy a better version of it out of rage.

I couldn't stand my old phone, I had to rage buy a new one.

by totolatino March 3, 2012

Bitch buy

When someone owes money to someone and pays off the debt buying things with a credit card instead of giving them the cash in hand.
Coming from the phrase "You are my bitch."

Guy 1: Dude, you own me $20.
Guy 2: Alright alright, let me bitch buy you something, what do you want, you hungry?
Guy 1: Get me a coke.

by Evil Paragon September 29, 2015

Buying ladders

When you make a bunch of ways to get yourself out of a situation but they all end up failing anyways

Dude your relationship is over stop Buying ladders and move on

by Rustybeartrap April 24, 2011

buying water

Putting random coins into a fountain and wishing, although knowing they will not come true.

Kid 1: "What are you doing, wishing?"
Guy 2: "No! I am just buying water!"

by Seshie March 11, 2009

best buy

fun store, but filled with geeky nerdy brunettes looking to get laid because they're too ugly for words. Little lushes looking for a good time in between the retard sales pitch. Blue shirts smell like last night's Bud Lite. Yuck.

Joe: "Ewwww, there goes another blue shirt bitch, can you smell her? she REEKS. "
Steve: "I think she works at best buy."

by imjustsayinwhatstrue October 17, 2009

drive buy

to smell finger before giveing oral sex to a women

rubbing a girls vagina before eating her out to make sure it smells good witch would be called a drive buy

by ponyboy23 September 14, 2006