Bongo Boi

A person that steals kidnaps people. After doing that, he keeps them inside his basement forcing them to write stories. He is the person that has the least to offer in a group while also being corrupt. He gets pretty bad scores in everything

OMG! THAT GUY IS SUCH A BONGO BOI! HE KIDNAPPED A WIZARD AND FORCED HIM TO WRITE A 500 PAGE STORY!

by Bongo Boi's servant April 06, 2020

Dongo Bongo

The act of slapping ones phallus on their significant others buttcheeks at any point during intercourse to make a sick beat

Last night my boyfriend pulled out during sexy times to play the dongo bongos

by Funkmeister5000 July 15, 2016

Dongo Bongo

The act of slapping ones phallus on their significant others buttcheeks at any point during intercourse to make a sick beat

Last night my boyfriend pulled out during sexy times to play the dongo bongos

by Funkmeister5000 July 15, 2016

Pack your bongo

An instruction to prepare to depart as one's presence is no longer welcome.

If you wanna fail our laws, then you pack your bongo and get out of the country

by HugeHugo July 22, 2021

gods bongos

heavenly tits brought about from the gods to torture and insnare the feeble minded

dude, I was playing gods bongos and lost all my money. Can I get a loan ?

by celeste tits April 15, 2020

Onki Bongo

Shameless content whore who uses his friends and makes fun of them to create content. Also hops on this site to add his own name and type this definition himself in the name of content. And YOU! Yes YOU! watching this Instagram story right now, please do not react with a laughing emoji and encourage him for more such content.

All hail the mighty Onki Bongo !

by Trust me its true November 23, 2021

Tickle my bongo

Beating your meat, jerking off, skinning your carrot, tugging your slug, masturbate

Alright, I’m calling it a night, I’m gonna go tickle my bongo.

by McStrokin May 29, 2022