bollock eyes

When someone is completely blind to a situation.
Person 1: Did you hear that Charlie got passed over for that promotion again?

Person 2: Jeesus, that's like the 20th time isn't it. When is that guy gonna learn that he's wasted 30 years of his life in that job - we've known for years that he's just not cut out for that type of work!

Person 1: Yeah I know, he's so fucking blind to his situation though - stupid bollock eyed prick!!

Person 2: Yeah, those fucking bollock eyes of his - Jeesus!
by sixxon June 18, 2007
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shitty bollocks

a word used to express anger at something when it goes wrong
(just stood in dog shit) 'ohh shitty bollocks'
by elvisrocks321 July 11, 2009
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fat bollocks

Someone who won't fucking move out of the way and is generally a fat turd
by Hugos_got_a_stanky_wrist March 27, 2016
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bollock rooney

Were you slap someone in the face while they are asleep and dangle your bollocks in front of their face
I gave Kai a bollock Rooney last night
by Bumhole winnit December 04, 2016
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bollock bile

he emptied his bollock bile into Deidrie's mouth.
by santorini February 17, 2009
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bollock tongue

To speak untruth, to lie, to spread falsehood, exaggeration or spread misinformation.
John: Gavin, I believe you speak with bollock tongue.
by Lucidentity April 03, 2021
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Bollock puncher

A person, usually female, who walks in such a way that their non bag-carrying hand flicks outwards and backwards, often delivering a punch to the bollocks of a passing gentleman. Typically encountered in fast moving environments such as tube stations, airport terminals and narrow shopping streets.
“Oh man, I’m stuck behind a bollock puncher again”.

“I’d give her a wide berth mind Son”.
by Papbag February 14, 2018
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