by Penguin-chick February 10, 2009
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Dude, I totally effed Nikki in the butt last night, and when I pulled out my weiner had a turd beanie.
by Jett Pannellius November 14, 2010
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Pinto beans simmered in a crock pot with bacon, fajita skirt, deer sausage, jalapenos, tomatos, cilantro, onions, minced garlic, chicken broth, & bacon. Pretty much the best way to make beans on the planet. There is also bacon in the recipe so that means they kinda rock!
Joel brought RENEGADE BEANS to work today! Sweet...... I don't have to buy lunch.
Marc & Roy make some OK beans but thay are crap compared to RENEGADE BEANS.
Dammit Carlos.......save some RENEGADE BEANS for us you fuckin poon! Bieber is starving!
Marc & Roy make some OK beans but thay are crap compared to RENEGADE BEANS.
Dammit Carlos.......save some RENEGADE BEANS for us you fuckin poon! Bieber is starving!
by juanslawns August 30, 2012
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by Babyguts January 31, 2014
Get the slippery beanie mug.J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014
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by Donaghu May 30, 2016
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by hapey egg March 16, 2017
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