banana

a very cool fruit that tastes very very good and is yellow and is the best thing ever

"I love that banana!"

by bananamat July 20, 2022

Banana

The best fucking way to kill someone. Shove that shit up somebody's nose and they dead son.

"Don't mess with me or I'll banana you."

by PICKLE GURL:/ April 8, 2021

Banana

Onision.

"Im a banana!" -onision

by Harley_Q February 14, 2017

banana

1. A widely used measurement unit for length.
2. And also is not a berry-looking berry.

1. "An average person is ten and a half bananas"

2. "Eat this delicious berry"

"But sir, that's not a berry. That's a banana"

"EAT IT."

by guyincog November 2, 2014

Banana

A banana is a fruit highly related to the onion they met each other at a party they mated and had a baby that baby they named onision. Onision was not like the other banana or onions on they playground at the first day of school everybody stared at him and laughed. Onison whished he was a banana like his father but he was a human. So he dressed up like one and ran around the house yelling I'm a banana and those words got remixed to a song known to this day called Banana Song.

A Banana looks like a d***.

by Luckymcnuggetsfrick February 19, 2017

banana

A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death. Most bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision? Guy 2: Oh you mean the next Hitler? Guy 1: *kills himself* Guy 2: I'm a banana.

by banana4lifee February 16, 2017

Banana

A yellow fruit. Also, a kind of pudding. A delicious pudding.

Anna Banana would like to hear "Venus" by Bananarama.

by Shawn Spenstar March 4, 2014