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loklan is a nerd

“loklan barber is such a nerd”

by akanddbddisjdisksosiahabdhdjdi November 22, 2021

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Barber’s insurance

When your haircut is soo fucked,

You are entitled to financial compensation. A haircut so bad, you need barber’s Insurance.

“Bro, Brad’s haircut was soo fucked, he need’s barber’s insurance”

by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023

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An affectionate reference by Australians to a $100 note, named after 1980s quiz show host Tony Barber, who used to randomly provide cash prizes to contestants (eg. a $100 note from out of his pocket) on TV show “Sale Of The Century”.

I’ll need to grab some Tony Barbers from the ATM.

by Jizzlobberz February 24, 2023

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Four-Way Barber Shop

The Four-Way Barber Shop involves a girl taking it from behind, in front, and giving two hand jobs. Upon completion, all four guys (bonus points if synchronized) cum in her hair and style into an updo.

Karen stopped by the Four-Way Barber Shop for a blow out but got wayyy more than she planned for.

by BlahVol December 24, 2023

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Barbers Hill

BHISD is literally so ghetto, racist, and homophobic. Administrators do nothing about bullying, to the point where students kill themselves. Do not go to this school.

Person 1: Hey, what's the most racist school in Texas?
Person 2: Oh for sure, Barbers Hill!
Person 3: Oh yeah I agree

by yamothaaaaaaaaaa January 16, 2024

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