ballet

A form of dance that takes every ounce of your time and money. Causes extreme fusturation and anger. The evil slave driver, also called your ballet instructor, takes all of your money and still gives you crappy parts. High ammounts of stage make-up are required.

Guy: "Can you go to the movies on Friday?"
Girl: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"
Guy: "Saturday?"
Girl: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"
Guy: "Sunday?"
Girl: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

You get the point....

by Anne & Friend June 20, 2004

balled him up

'I balled him' is a 1970s slang term meaning, 'I fucked him'

I went out with Albert last night and I balled him up in the back seat of his car.

by AlPacino1972 August 3, 2014

Matzo Balled

Same as being Tea Bagged, but by a Jewish guy. The act of lowering one's balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down.

If you fall asleep in Tempe, you may get Matzo Balled by the Rabbi.

by $uper $teve February 14, 2010

bailes

Metric unit of weight for objects that are black. Instead of using the previously known unit ton, bailes can be used in place to describe unnaturally large objects.

Ethan: "Oh dang, did you just see that UPS truck?"
Joe: "Yeah, black as night and it must have weighed over three bailes."

by motown master February 18, 2010

Bailey

A guy who is handsome, usually with beautiful brown eyes, olive complexion, perfect physique, very intelligent with a high IQ, great sense of humor, quiet the smart aleck at times but yet has a lovable side. If you ever meet a guy name Bailey, consider yourself one lucky person.

Did you meet the new guy Bailey, he is a hottie.

by Itsallaboutyou March 13, 2019

Baller Spread

A really big good meal where everyone helps out and enjoys.

DIRECTIONS:
• Put the 15 Top Ramen soups in the trash bag (hold off on adding the seasoning packets).
• Add hot water and let sit. The longer the better as the soup will expand.
• When you open the trash bag all the water should be absorbed by the noodles.
• For best results add two cans of tuna, two cans of smoked oysters, and two cans of smoked clams.
• Add in all 15 Top Ramen seasoning packets at this time.
• Add 6 ounces of mayonnaise.
• Add any type of chips the homies saved from their lunches. (Hot Cheetos are preferred).
• You can get wild and throw in anything else you can steal from the kitchen, for example olives or left over chicken patties.
• Tie the trash bag up containing all the ingredients. Mix it up real good.
• Let stand for ten minutes.
• Bust it open.
• Add to flour tortillas or bread to make good tacos.

No matter what, if you try this at home, for some reason, it never tastes the same as in prison.

Before you eat make sure you say a prayer to bless the food.

Break bread homie, don’t be a cheapskate, we’re putting a spread together. When we make the Baller Spread, everyone pitches in.

by OG Laa-Laa June 1, 2010

ballet

Ballet is an all consuming, love-hate relationship that requires incredible strength and grace. It demands the very best of you and gives you nothing in return. Ballet is very special for those who pursue it and only they can truly understand why we put ourselves through pain to achieve "perfect" technique.

Kid: Ballet is not a sport.

Dancer: It requires more strength than baseball.

Kid: No it doesn't.

Dancer: Okay, let me see you try and stand en pointe.

Kid: Never mind!

by JenJen123 June 4, 2011