"As I turned my Meat Bat toward Polaris,
A Ray of Light shone down on It from the Heavens,
As if the Gods themselves were in awe of It's large, bulbous nature.
It was still glistening from her Juices,
And pulsating in anticipation of the next Encounter.
And I thought to myself,
All is Good, all is Good."
(Translated from an ancient Aramaic text, thought to have been written circa 600 B.C.)
A Ray of Light shone down on It from the Heavens,
As if the Gods themselves were in awe of It's large, bulbous nature.
It was still glistening from her Juices,
And pulsating in anticipation of the next Encounter.
And I thought to myself,
All is Good, all is Good."
(Translated from an ancient Aramaic text, thought to have been written circa 600 B.C.)
by Colonel Turdburglar September 12, 2005
eg 1. Eric:That girl is a slut, she likes to loop bat all the time.
eg 2. John: I made a huge fumble in the football game.
Alex: You loop bat!
eg 2. John: I made a huge fumble in the football game.
Alex: You loop bat!
by Mr. Dark October 06, 2006
A bat cave is a really disgusting vagina. a Vagina thats a bat cave could be considered really hairy,old,dry,wide,or a whores vagina.
by DaTheRussianBear November 17, 2006
A modern diety. A titan among gods. Best known for leading the Philadelphia Phillies to the 2008 World Series title and getting balls deen every twat he saw along the way.
"hey Amanda, I heard u fucked Pat the Bat." "Absolutely not, Pat fucked me."
And on the 8th day, God created Pat.
And on the 8th day, God created Pat.
by SlutMonkey62 September 20, 2010
Army slang, meaning "severely fucked up". Used in the context of comparison. See also: hockey cleats
by Bullzeye December 26, 2003
When someone, after a break-up or other traumatic experience goes out and has a wild night. Usually meaning they release the inner craziness and angst arising from the situation and have a wickedly good time.
see: to Rage
see: to Rage
Alex, after getting dumped by his cheating girlfriend decided to go out that weekend and Unleash The Bats.
After being fired from his low paying retail job, Lewis took it upon himself to grab some mates, go to the bar and Unleash The Bats.
After witnessing her best friend hook-up with the man of her dreams, Elizabeth decided to Unleash The Bats and finish the rest of her Captain Morgan.
After being fired from his low paying retail job, Lewis took it upon himself to grab some mates, go to the bar and Unleash The Bats.
After witnessing her best friend hook-up with the man of her dreams, Elizabeth decided to Unleash The Bats and finish the rest of her Captain Morgan.
by McSkinney October 21, 2009
to conspicuously notice. Usually used in the negative, meaning that a person noticed but didn't do so in an obvious way, for example because they weren't surprised.
by BOOBTOWN November 27, 2017