Agnostic

1. A belief something (such as a deity) is unknowable.

2. An ignoramus that conflates facts and opinion, has little understanding of linguistics/etymology, and thinks it's modest whilst stereotyping.

"""Agnostic""": "Unlike you idiots, we agnostics don't care about religion."
Atheist: "That's apatheism."

by I Don'tCare September 9, 2019

Agnostic

People who do not want to commit to a religion or atheism, but realise religion is for idiots and pedophiles.

So they become pussy atheists.

"I've decided I'm agnostic because I don't want to believe my relatives fucked chimpanzee's"

by DikinBalz September 14, 2014

agnostic

according to Stephen Colbert in I Am America (So Can You) it's means you are an atheist without balls if you're agnostic.

according to ME, being agnostic is being an atheist without balls.

Guy#1: Hi I'm a christian spreading the word.
Guy#2: Hi, i'll listen to you because i'm agnostic and i don't have a supreme being to believe in yet.

by robofunk_betch! August 26, 2008

Agnostic

A person who doesnt really belive in divinity but uses agnosticism as a means of insurance so she/he wont go to hell if it does exsist.

Danny Durko was an agnostic

by Wyatt Schrepel April 2, 2007

agnostic

One who cannot make up their mind and just choose a religion

Often calls people who have chosen a faith (or to be athiest) as ignorant

Indecisive zealots

We know you're agnostic, now stop calling me a sheep

by Jack Volpe February 7, 2009

agnostic

one who thinks he is atheist

"i'm agnostic i do not believe in a god"

by gahhhhhhhh January 29, 2009

Assmostist

Process where alcohol kills off brain cells, allowing faster brain cells to breed within the brain -actually makes you smarter.

Assmostist is similar to a Discovery Channel show, when person drinks to the point that the fast alcohol predator chases the brain cells inside the brain. The slow ones get eaten so the fast ones can survive to breed and make more brain cells.

by Not Dumb! December 5, 2010