assage

Assage is a massage meant to assuage the pain in the ass

like a rite of passage
she requested a massage
just when the asset age
instead she got an assage

by vetclinician September 26, 2023

Assael

An assistant who doesn't get paid.

What am I your personal assistant? No Assael assistants get paid your my BITCH!

by jack21451 April 21, 2013

ayatollah assahola

A slang term used to describe a muslim leader.
One that muslims respect but all others laugh their arses off at because of their funny beards and stupid tea towels on their heads.
Also they talk funny.

"Some leb got offended at my ayatollah assahola shirt so he ran away to get some buddies to beat me up, but by the time they got back i was kickin back in the shire."

by allabaster August 31, 2006

Asafa

Jamaican for "Rise to the Occasion" The most delicious Olympic sprinter in history, with a previous world records in the 100m dash. To reiterate this point: Asafa is delicious.

What up brother? You run that 100 today?
Bitch, I ASAFA'd that shit.

What up brother? Did you see that girl?
Damn... she more than delicious... she ASAFA.

by Gokuluva469 March 16, 2010

Assaad

Also known as a greaseball: A young man with Arabian origin. Most likely in college that spends most of his time sitting in his room playing world of warcraft while drinking Freshca. Probably drives a Honda accord if he even owns a vehicle.

Jim get off the computer and get out here you are such a fucking assaad.

by Gmarr01 December 2, 2011

assange

Assange (v.) - To cross the wrong people and pay the price.

The informant assanged the Russians; he was later found dead in a bathtub.

by realamurican December 2, 2010

Assad

An Asad with a big, curvaceous ass, hence the extra 's' in the spelling of the name. Usually, all of his limbs are wide and big. The penis of this particular Asad is also quite wide, but of average length. A favorite of gay black men.

Friend 1: Yo, look who just walked in bra, Asad!!
Friend 2: Did you say Assad or Asad?
Friend 1: My bad, I meant Assssad. Check out the booty on him. The gays must be jizzing in their pants.
Friend 2: Delicious! Mouth-watering, boner-popping delicious!!!

by Master 4P November 2, 2010