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kebob Armenian 

an Armenian that only goes to church for the church festival or on a feast day
ani: you see those people they don’t even know the hayr mer

nareg: i know their prolly kebob Armenians

The Artesian Ice Cream Machine 

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone
“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”

The artesian ice cream machine 

When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone
“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”

oversized armenian dumpster rat 

a term similar to faggot but much more friendly
I tried to go to the movies but my oversized armenian dumpster rat of a mom wouldn't let me

Ten Tiny Armenian Friends 

Hairy toes being exposed in flip flops at an inappropriate time.
"OMG is that Pete over there? He's so talented, we should say hi!"

" Yeah Pete's cool, I just can't hang when his ten tiny Armenian friends start exposing themselves in public."

The Second Armenian Genocide 

On March 23rd, 2025, Tigran suffered such an unholy massacre at the hands of Ben’s pieces that historians immediately began debating whether to amend textbooks to include "The Second Armenian Genocide." The sheer brutality of the onslaught left UN officials scrambling to draft a resolution, while chess grandmasters held a moment of silence in solidarity. Witnesses claim the board itself tried to resign out of sheer embarrassment.
Samara: Isn't the Armenian Genocide bad?
Ben: Which one? The Second Armenian Genocide was great!