Arterial Carfunction

When someone “can’t even”.
Causing a red face and bulging vein on the temple about to burst.

Todd almost had a arterial carfunction when the dumb blonde proved him wrong.

Arterial Carfunction by caitiedyd17 November 21, 2022

Artemy Burakh

1. A Russian surgeon from a small town in the Russian Steppe who also specializes in haruspicy
2. The man who famously said “GO ONION! I NEED TO COLLECT THE TOOLS!”
3. One of the 3 playable fictional characters in Pathologic Classic HD.

“Who was that character from that video game with the funny translation?” “Artemy Burakh.”

Artemy Burakh by BeanLover69 January 14, 2024

Artempintus

Liking of many rusty trains

He has an artempintus way of thinking

Artempintus by Good dictionare June 6, 2024

Artemaslover911 

artemaslover911 is a real person they are female and their name is Celine

"Does anyone know who artemaslover911 actually is?" or "Oh my god is that the real artemaslover911?"

Artemaslover911 by Artemaslover911 August 9, 2024

Artesiquite 

Looks hand drawn, like art and like someone spent a great period of time making it. Typically only applies to living beings, such as animals and humans.

Artresiquite does not necessarily mean that what your looking is perfect, at least not in a way all of society can agree on. Artresiquite’s look is different for everyone, but one thing that will never change in the definition is that it looks perfect in the eyes of the one who defined it artresiquite.

"Have you seen her.? She is the most artesiquite person I have ever seen."

Artesiquite by Theaacecard December 12, 2024

Artem

The act of 3 gay men in bed while shirtless

Man I love artem

Artem by Wjjwjja March 31, 2026

carrotid arteries 

Da veins in Brer Rabbit's neck dat enable him to out-think --- and also out-RUN, when necessary --- his bigger-but-less-clever enemies like Brer Fox, Brer Wolf, and Brer Bear.

Just like Brer Rabbit, Bugs Bunny also needs to always have his carrotid arteries in top form in order to outwit --- and often to out-maneuver, as well --- his assorted bang-stick-wielding nemeses like Yosemite Sam and Elmer Fudd.

carrotid arteries by QuacksO August 18, 2021