Anonymous Provocateurs and Other Culprits that are Against Leaving Your friends to go to Pathetic Stupid Earth
from 22 vs. Earth
from 22 vs. Earth
22: APOCALYPSE now!
by TheTaiwanese April 28, 2022

1)The aftermath of having eaten too many spicy foods and pickled foods together, resulting in the kind of flatulence that is explosive, hot, humid, and/or explosive in nature, tearing hemorrhoids on the way out.
2)when one shits themselves to death after being poisoned or plagued
2)when one shits themselves to death after being poisoned or plagued
by PhatSphoincter October 2, 2025

When you accidentally send an embarrassing message to someone and your life is in danger of being ruined.
Shoot, I just texted Josh that I love him and moved all the way across the country just to live by him!
Steve Jobs: Hah! Message-apocalypse!
Steve Jobs: Hah! Message-apocalypse!
by TheRealTrueHero August 10, 2017

The middle get poorer, the top gets richer and the public is passed down the new and improved system of selling a kidney to make rent. When they say they're working "for the people" and the people are really working for them. Donating their life to servitude for the scraps of inflation and peril of the quality of life. A country pretending to still be a magnus of wealth and opportunity but it's really the opportunity to apply for food stamps when you get home from your third job. When the income that 20 years ago would have been considered well off barely buys the tent you now live in while you stream happy juice from your device that was supposed to fix everything and cry into your cereal that cost $15 a box. Food that is really poison to wring more money out of a propped up populous of vaccine zombies and Starbucks Karens. A Marxist Utopia. Cogs that are asleep while they work, nodding while they are obliterated and say "thank you sir may I have some more?" when the next guillotine falls. This is the longest, slowest, most expensive apocalypse ever. Open your throat and say ahhh as they pour the elixir of sheepledom into the gob that stays silent and runs into the building as the world burns.
I wish the world would end already. This trickle down apocalypse situation is fucking with my streaming time.
by Billie Kent October 7, 2025

John got tired of all the shitty content in his feed so he performed a Facebook Apocalypse last night
by sociallittleman June 5, 2018

otto apocalypse is the best Honkai Male Character he’s better than everyone he’s better than humans I want him cum on my face SO BAD HNGHH
Hngh~! otto apocalypse~! I’m gonna~!!
Hngh~! otto apocalypse~! I’m gonna~!!
by cloverissane March 4, 2024

Fucking bisexuals who take away everything from lesbians, fuck yall stupid ass bitches. if ur apart of this shit get the fuck outta here.
1: "r u apart of the bi apocalypse"
2: "ew no its invalid and wrong"
1: "agreed theyre stupid asf"
2: "ong"
2: "ew no its invalid and wrong"
1: "agreed theyre stupid asf"
2: "ong"
by xi ur fave fag June 18, 2022
