Alfit

(also spelled "alfet," "alphit," "alphet")
Misspelling of "outfit." Popularized after a tweet went viral saying "anyways. i like my alfet last night," with a reply stating "i know you not tryna say outfit...i just know you're not"
Recently it has been used a lot on Tik Tok.

"your alfit fresh as fuck"

"bitch you so stupid its spelled outfit..."

by camelCaseCo September 22, 2020

Alpine nut cake

When you actually read a comment and get tricked into checking urban dictionary

Son you just got alpine nut caked

by Briggysmalls December 9, 2020

high-altitude drunk

Noun: Coming from a city or place relatively close to sea level to one of a higher altitude, you:
1. Need to consume less alcohol to get drunk
2. Drink the same amount as "usual" and are HAMMERED
3. Drink on top of a mountain and get progressively drunker as you decend the mountain (particularly at a high rate of speed, such as on skis or a snowboard).
4. Drinking on the roof of a sky-scraper. Baller.

Synonyms: hot-tub drunk; sauna drunk; desert drunk

1. "We stopped at the airport bar in Denver during our lay over and I fell off my bar stool after pounding one beer"

2. "Psh, I've only had like 4 shots. I haven't thrown up from drinking in YEARS! That shi... (HUAGHHHHhhphtppbl...)

3. "3 beers at the summit bar and I had a good buzz on, then I couldn't get my skiblades off at the bottom. Just walked to the bathroom with 'em on."

4. "It's going to be nice out, come up to my rooftop to get high-altitude drunk."

by Lets Winter March 30, 2013

Penis Altitude

That tingling feeling you get in your dick when you go on a roller coaster, drop tower, or driving fast on slight slopes

2 guys on roller coaster

“Guy 1: Oh shit I got penis altitude”
“Guy 2: Same bro!”

by Denzel Curry July 23, 2022

Alpin

A hippie name for a big dumb blonde carpenter from Angels Camp, CA who keeps hooking up with the wrong women.

That Alpin is taking way too long building that fence!

That Alpin had a baby with who?

by chadwickburroughs February 4, 2010

isreal alpizar

drummer from god

by o g slaw January 17, 2003

altituded

Being high on drugs while in flight on an airplane.

"How was the flight to Sacramento?"
"Great, dude. I was so altituded!"

by ubba... July 10, 2007