bacon ride-along
"Amanda left work early, but didn't go straight home. She met up with Officer Freytek for her weekly bacon ride-along."
bacon ride-along by TomKVideo August 27, 2009
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Home Alone
1. From the 1990 Chris Columbus hit, "Home Alone" in which an eight year-old, who is accidentally left behind while his family flies to France for Christmas, has to defend his home against idiotic burglars. To "home alone" something is to set up traps, usually to the physical disadvantage of the intruder. The following are just examples of the painful surprises included in this term:
*Blowtorch rigged to door
*Fan and feathers rigged to tripwire
*Heated iron attached to lightbulb
*Tar on basement steps, massive nail hidden in one step
*Blowtorch rigged to door
*Fan and feathers rigged to tripwire
*Heated iron attached to lightbulb
*Tar on basement steps, massive nail hidden in one step
Example One:
"Jesus, somebody broke into my car! That's the second time this year!"
"Dude, you better home alone it."
"Jesus, somebody broke into my car! That's the second time this year!"
"Dude, you better home alone it."
Home Alone by Green Rock October 28, 2004
alone
It can mean two things:
1) To literally be in the presence of no other person.
2) To be surrounded by people, but said people are largely inconsequential, in that you take no interest in them and vice versa, and so the situation is as good as being alone.
It can lead to intense feelings of hopelessness, and depression. One may feel that they will forever be alone. It's a feeling commonly associated with the inability to make friends or meet a girlfriend or boyfriend.
1) To literally be in the presence of no other person.
2) To be surrounded by people, but said people are largely inconsequential, in that you take no interest in them and vice versa, and so the situation is as good as being alone.
It can lead to intense feelings of hopelessness, and depression. One may feel that they will forever be alone. It's a feeling commonly associated with the inability to make friends or meet a girlfriend or boyfriend.
alonte
a person who is smart, sexy funny and just all around awesome. the ladies usually refer to as sweet dick willy because he's awesome in bed...he has caused some of his sexual partners to black out from pure pleasure, and some even start to speak Portuguese...AND THEY DONT' EVEN KNOW PORTUGUESE!...but don't let the smooth taste fool ya because if you jump fly with him he'll beat your bitch ass!
omg did i tell you wat happened to me last nite? i got the alonte from my husband...he fucked me like a savage animal and I LOVED IT!
alonte by b-pumping machine December 11, 2009