almondy

The state of being being bitter, yet sweet. Usually applied to angry black homosexual males. The word is taken from the DMV episode of Martin.

Why is Twan acting so almondy? I guess his boyfriend left him.

by Michelle Javier February 26, 2008

Almost

A word that doesn't count except in horseshoes, hand grenades, and goverment work. (Also associated with the words, "close," "nearly," and "just about.")

We almost made it.

I almost won the powerball.

by SZBOI September 14, 2010

Almas

a really really cool guy. He tends to be really cute, and is easy to get along with. He's straight up, flirts when he feels like it, and can get girls if he feels like it; though he won't brag about it. He's the type of person a girl falls in love with, not a crush. He can be hard to please, and if he falls for you, don't take it for granted, because it's rare that this species falls for a person. This person also may have flaws, but time will mend them, and he'll become someones perfection.

he's soooooooooooo lovable, such an Almas!

by cute_buttaflai June 30, 2010

allosexism

belief or assumption that being allosexual is the only way to be, or best way to be

It's allosexism to believe that asexuals are just "broken."

by JustToBeQueer May 9, 2015

Allosexual

1 (joking) Someone who is sexually attracted to the fearsome dinosaur Allosaurus.
2 Someone whose favorite dinosaur is Allosaurus. They are such a huge stan for Allosaurus that they refer to themselves as Allosexuals. See also: Tyrannosexual.

Leslie: Yo check out the Allosaurus exhibit on your right.
Jenn: Omg what the heck that's the sexiest dinosaur I've ever seen, I'm officially an Allosexual now.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 5, 2021

That's Almost Enough For Fish 'n Chips

1.) A statement used to describe an inadequate sum of money, even if it is a large amount that would more than adequately pay for something.

2.) A statement used to express sarcasm at an absurd notion.

3.) A statement that can describe any amount of anything.

Alternate pronunciation: "You're just short of fish 'n chips!"

That's almost enough for fish 'n chips!

by Frackin'Amazin' June 19, 2010

Almond Titties

Supposedly where almond milk comes from, as proved by filthy frank in his 2014 video

"Man, where does almond milk even come from? Almonds ain't got no tiddies."
"Check out Almond Titties, bro. Them almonds are thicccccc."

by unexplainedgore February 1, 2017