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Ablowha

In the ancient Polynesian tradition, a new female visitor to any of the Pacific islands is obligated to provide oral pleasure to their companion within 15-45 minutes of landing on Polynesian soil.
We were stuck on the Tarmac at Honolulu airport so my girlfriend performed an ablowha in the airplane lavatory so that it was within the 45-minute limit.
by Spook5128 November 20, 2009
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allofawe

something that is better the awesome because awesome is just some of awe, this on the other hand is all of awe.
"hey man did you see Jink-Dink ray? he fell on a pole and it came out of his mouth, it was so allofawe!"
by EDWIN MCKINLEY May 6, 2003
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alliwag

someone who is the definition of awesomeness but is often under appreciated
she is such an alliwag, i cant believe people don't notice this
by percie November 19, 2009
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Allosexual

One who is primarily sexually attracted to allosaurus. Gender is inconsequential when choosing the allosaurus.
Not many allosexuals left in the world since allosaurus died off 200 million years ago.
by Farts Macgee July 3, 2020
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delete if not allowed

The phrase that clueless people put at the top of their group posts on facebook to indicate that they're too special to be bothered with reading the group rules, and so self important that they need to tell the admins how to do their job. Usually the post is spam advertising their youtube channel or marketplace item.
I see this a lot in groups and threads. The person will preface by saying “please delete if not allowed” followed by doing or posting something that is obviously not allowed. The rules are right there for everyone to read and why bother posting it if you know that it isn’t allowed?
by AnonymousBoschToo April 23, 2023
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allor

A pretty animatronic that's doing the take the first and last letter of your name.
by etndanoo90 September 26, 2021
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allonormativity

Society's general aro/acephobia, and the societal need to be in a romantic relationship and have sex.
Judy: Screw allonormativity. I don't wanna be in a romantic relationship!
Mark: Yeah! And I don't wanna have sex!
by RightasRain99 September 28, 2021
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