Discovering Alcoholic

A person who consumes many different alcoholic beverages while drinking.

Joe: "Hey Rob, look at Nash at the end of the bar drinking a glass of wine."
Rob: "So what?"
Joe: "Well he just had a shot and a beer and before that he had a margarita !"
Rob: "Wow ! He's a discovering alcoholic."

by Inkanyamba March 18, 2011

boutique alcoholic

A Boutique Alcoholic is a kind way to describe a high classed wealthy woman with a drinking problem.

Sometimes it can be used to describe wealthy men with a drinking problem.

Instead of calling a rich person a drunk, a more sophisticated way to say it would be to call them a boutique alcoholic.

"I heard her ladyship is getting her nails done down off Hollywood Boulevard."

"Yeh she is probably hold up at Chateau Marmont Hotel off Sunset Boulevard."
" Oh...is she a boutique alcoholic?"
"Yes darling she is."

"Please there's no need to be coarse." " Don't call him a drunk, he was raised a blue blood." "Henry is a boutique alcoholic"

by Al-Antony Moody March 7, 2016

alcoholic

1. Someone who drinks heaps or relies on alcohol a lot
2. These people are usually German and have dark hair, and usually males

OMG that BJ is such an alcoholic

by [j]enny December 9, 2008

alcoholic

Someone who manipulates good mormon families who have breweries in their basement for her own selfish desires. Uses childern as deliverers for her beer, and seduces the dad on a daily basis to satisfy her uncontrollable thrist for beer. Can smell out any keg party, so those trying to have a good time have to spend a good 100 dollars on bait beer thats on the other side of town from the party, and that'll only buy them about 2 hours before she'll come breaking through concrete walls and destroying anything in her path to get at the kegs.

"hm...all the wildlife are running away in the same direction..i wonder wh-.....wait..i hear babies crying to.its her! bert didnt take the bait!"

by victim of berts rampage for beer July 27, 2004

alcoLOLic

someone who can't get enough LOL jokes when drunk, or, someone who can't get enough LOLjokes about drunks.

"oh man, we should take a pic of that passed out chick that we drew all over and label it with a stupid caption, and publish it on the internets."

"you are an alcoLOLic."

by alcoLOLz March 25, 2009

classy alcoholic

A person who has a severe alcohol problem in which they try to hide by calling it "classy". Most classy alcoholics are short and fat, due to lack of excersize and unhealthy eating habits and they are either from Jersey or pretend to be from Jersey (Snooky from The Jersey Shore). This term is used to mask a persons alcoholic behaviors from public ridicule and avoid interference from family members and friends who are trying to help. Common characteristics of a classy alcoholic are sleeping thoughout the day and staying up all night, consuming massive amounts of alcohol on religious days such as sundays, wearing clothing that is entirely too tight which shows every lump of a persons body, loud and belligerent public behavior, streams of cuss words when on the phone (especially with family members), rude and pigheadedness, and the belief that they are a princess when in fact, they are no more than fat, annoying, people who talk shit about others in order to cover up that they have a drinking problem and they hate their lives. Classy alcoholics can trip and fall without spilling one drop of their SoCo (Southern Comfort) which can be beneficial at times. The lack of true friends and pain of living a promiscuous and loveless life will eventually kill the classy alcoholics faster than the eminent alcohol poisoning in their futures.

D'anna: No one can have any of my SoCo! It's Sunday night and it's time for me to drankkk! It's okay though because I'm a classy alcoholic.

The world: What a dumb fat bitch. I hope she gets hit by a car.

D'anna: I DGAF what you people say!

The world: Obviously, because if you did you would have laid off the Mcdonalds 3 years ago.

by trainofwonder16 August 16, 2010

classy alcoholic

Two words used to describe an individual that is a closet alcoholic. Some symptoms include drinking on Sundays, Weekdays, they are loud, and they think they are the "bees Knees". Typically these individuals think they live fabulous Lifestyles but in reality they suck and nobody likes them or wants to be around them.

slut 1: its Sunday night what should we do?
slut 2: lets go to scottsdale and act like movie stars and drink malt liquor
slut 1: great idea! i hope i get laid by a nigger tonight because im a classy alcoholic

by fucks mcgoothey are loud, and August 16, 2010