Albe Backinoff

Famous Russian mountain climber best known for retreating from every hard climb he ever attempted.

I'm feeling like this climb is a like above my head, don't think I can do this, I think Albe Backinoff.

by oh_sharpie January 12, 2010

Albany Puffer

A marijuana cigarette smoked by a Southern Gentleman.

"Say there, Handley, would you like a toke from this Albany Puffer?" Said Kingsley.
"I'm your Huckleberry" replied Handley.

by Doc Halliday February 28, 2013

Albanian Standoff

An Albanian stand off is when two gentlemen have a disagreement over the price of an item and settle the dispute with this method.

The stand off consists of two shovels and the men them selves. They are to stand exactly 25 meters away from each other and lower their trousers. They then extract their excrement onto the shovels and once a third party says so, they are to fling their shit at the other gentleman.

The winner is the one who flings his shit closest to the other man.

Nah mate im not paying that much for it! You know what fuck this, it's ALBANIAN STANDOFF time!

by The man with no shame November 26, 2015

Albanian Mugshot

When a girl is sucking you off, and just before you cum you shine a light in her eyes so she squints and bites down, allowing the semens to spray out of her mouth into her eyelashes, sticking them closed.

"Jerry just gave his girl the Albanian Mugshot, she couldnt open her eyes for half an hour!"

by Fckboy Tony October 8, 2017

Albanians

The only people you will find, so proud of their country.
They look up to celebrities like rita ora and dua lipa etc...
They cannot help but have the albanian flag somewhere hiding.
Or in some cases, tattooed on them, on their car or as a home screen wallpaper, brightly exposed to other civilised human beings.
To easily spot an albanian you will notice them unable to end a phone call without saying bye about ten thousand times.🇦🇱🇦🇱

Oh look at those albanians.
Meaning look at these big headed creatures proud of a country so small but so beautiful in nature.
Shqiptar forever🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱

by Notsochavygirl November 14, 2017

Albanian Bubble Bath

When three males jack off into a rag and then give the rag to a female to bathe herself in. Soap optional, but highly discouraged.

A: I finally get to do it with Rachel!
B: If she wants an Albanian Bubble Bath, I'm here for you!

by lil pulp December 6, 2017

albanit

A hot basketball player normally tall but likes a girl name Lola

Girl-I hope albanit asks me out

Boy~no way he likes Lola and he’s to hot for you

by Clicker_33 December 29, 2017