alam

The smallest measurable unit of caring. An alam is to a rat's ass as a rat's ass is to exuberance.

"I couldn't give an alam about going to that baseball game."

by Alan Richards September 5, 2007

brooke aamodt

gorillla lover who always laughs when people have dogs in their shirts. she loves hitting the club up and is always dtf. GTL for life!
SHWAGON

that girl must be brooke aamodt, she is staring at luke goeman.

by kachunkachunk October 19, 2010

alamort

Confounded, struck dumb, unable to say or do anything

I was alamort when de booley dog pinched me.

by Bob Prochko September 21, 2005

Alamogordo

A small city in southern New Mexico known for its proximity to the site of the first atomic explosion. Possibly due to the extreme radiation levels, Alamogordo is filled with rednecks, bible-thumpers and priss-mouthed old grundies who're more interested in controlling each others' sex lives than getting on with living. Alamogordo may possibly have the highest percentage of pedophiles and John Birch Society members in the USA.

I was thinking of killing myself but decided to move to Alamogordo instead.

by Upton O'Goode March 11, 2011

aamos

Aamos is a bearded hillbilly from the Bayou. He probably has a lot of mental health problems, but is too dumb to do anything about it.

Do you know Aamos?
Yeah isn’t he the one who fought the crocodile?

by A plastic fork January 16, 2019

Alamony

Veterans widows benefits paid to Elizabeth Patton-Crockett and other wives of the deceased patriots from the Texas Revolution massacre.

For some divorced husbands, having to pay alamony actually feels comparably painful to being killed in action at the infamous Mexican chapel.

by QuacksO August 30, 2018

Cherry Alamode

Cherry Alamode is when a dude fucks a girl on her period, then when the dude is done the mixture of semen and period blood will slowly seep out of her coochie.

Dude: Let's fuck.
Girl: I can't I'm on my period.
Dude: Then we'll have a "Cherry Alamode"

by SovietBirb December 5, 2019