accidental tourist

When wiping your ass and a finger accidentally pokes through the toilet paper.

What seemed to be an easy clean-up job was anything but, when I had an accidental tourist take a peek into the dmz.

by Bryan Xin February 12, 2004

acid

Having a Ph of less that 7.0

I tripped on acid. A bottle of muriatic acid was left on the floor and I tripped over, that is.

by DrMullet February 18, 2004

accidental friendly fire

to prematurely ejaculate.

Guy: ...Oooopps
Girl: Oops, what? why is it slippery all of a sudden?
Guy: Sorry babe. It was a little accidental friendly fire. I'll get you next time.

by Oso D'lyshus March 18, 2008

accidental procrastination

The act of thinking that something (i.e. essay, project, birth of a child) was due on a later day leading to last minute preparations, and half-assed work.

LISA WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THE BABY WAS DUE TODAY WE NEED TO GO!!!!

Eddie - DAMN IT!
Aaron - Damnit? what happened?
Eddie - I HATE ACCIDENTAL PROCRASTINATION
Aaron - Me too
Eddie - I thought these essays were due Tuesday

by THE Table! May 11, 2009

Accident

You

You are a accident

by If fat mama February 25, 2017

Accident

What my parents call me

Dad: you little accident

by Nsoanaoababshshdvshs December 6, 2020

Iranian accident

Committing an act on purpose, but claiming it was a completely honest mistake

"Sir, we might have just bombed another hospital."

"don't worry it will be our little Iranian accident."

by Thoulur January 10, 2020