Absolute potato

Another word for potato head

A absolute idiot ans anyoning dhead

Stop being a absolute potato

by The truth_allday August 23, 2021

absolute yarn

Anyone called Matt

I met this bloke called Matt the other day, u have never heard so much absolute yarn in my life

by Kingyarn69 October 18, 2020

absolute unit

Someone who exhibits a large amount of power.

Did you just see that girls throw? She’s an absolute unit!

by blondebhabe June 3, 2018

an absolute idiot

me.

i apologize for my past definitions for anyone who had to see them.

😀 they're so weird

🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️ i promise kpop fans are not like that

😟 i was just going through a weird phase

IM NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE 🧍 ♀️

(also real definition of an absolute idiot is someone who is truly so stupid that they do the most questionable things ever with no hesitation e.g., me)

person 1: omg did you hear about that really cringy person who made weird definitions??

person 2: yea theyre an absolute idiot

person 1: fr

by an absolute idiot April 19, 2021

Absolute Zero

The temperature of matter defined on the Kelvin scale when all matter stops, possesing no Potential or Kinetic energy. Equivalent to -459.67 Fahrenheit, and -273.15 Celsius. Technically we have never reached this state of matter but have became within a billionth of a degree from it.

My Science Professor taught me all about Absolute Zero but come to find out its not even real in this day in age.

by Kyle the tutor February 19, 2012

Absolute Zero

The temperature people experience when a friend tells them a cool story. It is the lowest temperature that is theoretically possible, at which the motion of particles ceases. It is zero on the Kelvin scale.

Bro 1: "Did you her what happened to Brian?
Bro 2: "Yeah dude he froze to death. I heard Dan told him a story."
Bro 3: "Damn dude, he must have hit absolute zero."

by StifmeisterBry October 24, 2014

absolut rapage

an event that leads a group of friends speechless, as they come to realize there is only one thing to say. my friends, absolute rapage is the highest honor a man can pay a single entity.

That herb we smoked was absolut rapage bro.

by kia downs March 15, 2008