Absodontly

When you are absolutely positive that you absolutely don't want to do something.

I absodontly want to go back to work on Monday.

by WhyWhys November 7, 2015

Absternity

Another term for oyster.

“Damn, this absternity is delicious.”

by cringe terminator June 6, 2019

absorbmooch

Anyone that sucks anything and everything out of someone else.

The fortythree year old absorbmooch had no guilty feelings about living in mom and dads basement.

by jpg3 November 1, 2011

The Absolute State

An exclamation or summation of a topic or group and its condition. The current state of something in degeneracy, failure, or disappointment.

Pete: "Wow Cardi B is at the top of the billboard 100 for Hip hop"
Steve: "The absolute state of hip hop"

by AZUBBY October 4, 2019

absurdres

Very high resolution images.

An image with this tag should be at least 3200 pixels wide or 2400 pixels tall.

That picture of Lala should be tagged with absurdres

by StickyAnimeRice December 6, 2011

absolute cunt

1. noun: Someone who is unquestionably and entirely a cunt.

2. noun: female genitalia in its entirety

That Big Ears shat on the back seat of my car. What an absolute cunt.

by N. Oddy November 13, 2013

Absolute mad lad

When someone does something so extreme, that even god becomes curious.

Dude did you see what Tyler just did?! He put the milk first into the bowl instead of the cereal! Absolute Mad Lad!!!!

by J3rm3rks May 17, 2018