Epic dump

A dump is considered epic, when pooping no longer causes the toilet water to splash.

Person 1: I just took an epic dump!
Person 2: I bet the toilet is clogged now...
Person 1: It is.

by AtokNiiro May 31, 2010

Incapacitating dump

When you are taking a shit so excruciatingly painful, you are unable to leave the toilet for anything due to the sheer intensity of the dump.

His house was on fire and he had time to escape. However, he was taking an incapacitating dump and burned to death on the crapper.

by RoboCop 3000 July 11, 2010

Huge Dump

A defecation session that requires heavy dilation of the anus that lasts anywhere from 24 to 72 hours.

"Hey man, where have you been?"
"Whoah dude, I just took a huge dump."

by kuroifuragu February 03, 2010

pump and dump

Having sex with a woman one time and then never talking to them again

Boi Mike pulled an epic pump and dump with that girl from the bar

by sully224 December 06, 2016

power dump

When you take a crap that is so big and comes out so fast that the toilet water splashes up and gets all ovewr your ass or nuts

Damn my ass is soaked after that power dump

by LUkeAss January 10, 2004

Urinal Dump

Taking a dump in a urinal, which is reserved for peeing, within a public restroom

Jeremy was so drunk at the bar that he took a urinal dump because the stall was in already in use

by D.C.T. February 16, 2009

dump train

Multiple individuals taking dumps in rapid succession in the same toilet, without flushing, in an attempt to create a mountain of poo that "crests" the water level in the toilet bowl. Although cresting is desirable, it is a non-essential part of running a dump train, especially if the only dumps that can be mustered are liquid in nature. Typically, a dump train requires 5 or more participants, although fewer may be necessary if explosive diarrhea is involved.

We spent $75 at Taco Bell last night just so we could run a dump train on our neighbor's apartment.

by dumptastic October 27, 2008