Gummed Up The Reed

1. To mess up
2. To get in a sticky situation
3. To fuck up

Peter we lost this round because of you, stop gumming up the reed.

Had you used protection, we wouldn't be in this mess. Jesus Peter! you really gummed up the reed this time.

by Prepfin4 December 07, 2016

good one, reed

Much the more genteel “Bless your heart”, this phrase is used to replace “fuck you”!in a response to someone else’s nonsense

Someone: “Trump is a genius.”
Response: “Good one, Reed.”

by Cap’n Al July 31, 2020

Sweaty Nuts Reed

A condition caused by going out in public in the absence of pants, or by wearing your pants on inapproriate places of your body.

"He pulled a sweaty nuts reed by going naked on the hot summer day"

by Im_Hammered_Get_Down February 13, 2009

What the lick reed

A new some sort of way of saying "Hi". Or as some people know "Whats up?"

"Steven, What the lick reed?!"

Denisse: "Excuse me?"

Steven & Denisse: " I don't get it!" . . . .Chicken. Booger Love♥

by Mangu20 April 16, 2011

Cameron fucking Reed

A very sexy person who Is shit at smash and also likes when his boyfriend eats shit out of his butthole

A sexy bitch Cameron fucking Reed is

by Gustafson tx May 03, 2021

Wading Through The Reeds

The Process during gay anal intercourse where the other man has a hairy swamp ass and you need to find your way to the anal hole

I went wading through the reeds last night and barely made it without getting too wet

by Krusty Krew Klub May 25, 2023

Reed City Stapler

The act of propping your own or somebody else's testicles onto a table and smashing them with your fist.

After Jimmy busted in the poker game, he proceeded to conduct a Reed City Stapler onto his own set of family jewels.

by Jimmy Crackedcorn November 08, 2009