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Nigel

Nigel is a very great,kind,handsome, and athletic guy. Nigel is a very sweet boy and has very good looks . Nigel is known as a nice loyal person .he always has a girlfriend he treats them right.
¨I wanna be like Nigel¨
¨do you have the Nigel affect
by Uknownnnnnnnnnnnn February 24, 2023
mugGet the Nigelmug.

geriatric incel nigel

Older man that no woman wants to be sexually connected to.
by mrs tosser November 2, 2025
mugGet the geriatric incel nigelmug.

Nigel swoop

When you are doing your hair and it swoops typically used for long hair
Nigel you have that Nigel swoop going on
by Flynigelfly January 2, 2024
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Nigel

To appear in the pub moments after a round had been paid for so as to avoid purchasing a beverage other than one’s own.
A pub full of people with full pints- in walks Nigel (who’s covertly been doing laps of the pub and window gazing so as to bide his time and know when to enter in order to minimise round cost).

Should a person enter a public house the moment a round has been acquired it’s colloquially known as “doing a nigel

The tight, long necked cunt.
by Mccraque December 14, 2018
mugGet the Nigelmug.

Nigel's dead mum

Nigel's keeping dead mums body's under the bed ATM'ing their weekly pension
Nigel's dead mum is beginning to rot
by mrs tosser August 3, 2025
mugGet the Nigel's dead mummug.

Nigel

Nigel is the greatest rat catcher to ever exist.
Did you see that guy act like Nigel… he caught so many rats
by Biggestbitchxo December 18, 2024
mugGet the Nigelmug.
buying and selling children's 50p panini football cards via ebay. slight pedo connotations
a nigel version game fully employed cool
by mrs tosser October 16, 2025
mugGet the a nigel version game fully employedmug.

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