Erectile Missile

When you suck milk up through a straw and then squirt it at people, usually across a table or lunchroom. Normally for middle school brats.
Oh baby, you totally got erectile missile'd! You're completely covered in milk.
by School Marm December 02, 2009
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Mexican Missile

A beat up old sports car that used to be hot, but is now hanging on by a thread.
If I just rebuild the entire suspension of my Mexican Missile, it will be whole new car.
by Gomez Oliva April 25, 2006
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Guided Missiles

1.Signature sound of the game Microman, a powerup
2.Missiles that have a homing device or controls to guide them to a target
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spud missile

A shot, issued from the right boot of Spud, that it more of a threat to the residents of the adjacent nursing home than to the goalkeeper. Usually accompanied by a guttoral roar.
Thump: Whizz.........
"Aaaaaarrrggghhhhhffuuuuccckkkwwwaaaannnnkkkk!!!!!"
by gh November 11, 2003
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arctic missile

An arctic missile is made by taking a turd and freezing it. The turd is then taken out of the freezer and used on a woman like a dildo until it melts.
"I always knew she was nasty so I kept an arctic missile in the freezer just in case"
by Roadsoda November 08, 2007
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passenger missile

In the future, when the world is divided into two warring nations, and Earth has reached it's maximum populus. Airtravel becomes perilous when passengers are left with no choice but to serve as "live ammunition" in exchange for free airfare.
On this trip, the odds were grim for the weary passengers as they knew these skys were heavily patroled by the enemy. It will be fortunate if they land with half the people they took off with.

"H..Hey, you don't think that we'll run into another one do ya? The look on that last guys face when they launched him.. I don't wanna- EYAHHHHHHH"!!!

"I'd borrow cash from my uncle but they friggin' passenger missiled his ass last weekend on his way over"
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Mommy Missile

Id sure like to stick my mommy missile in her
by Jay Bitch! May 23, 2008
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