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Kid 1 : hey is Leonard coming?
Kid 2 : nah he's at the pool being a Jared
Or
Kid 1 : hey you wanna catch twilight?
Kid 2 : Nah sorry dude I'd rather be a Jared and suck cock by the pool than watch that.
Kid 2 : nah he's at the pool being a Jared
Or
Kid 1 : hey you wanna catch twilight?
Kid 2 : Nah sorry dude I'd rather be a Jared and suck cock by the pool than watch that.
by Jaredboy March 11, 2013
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he likes hitting on married women and invariably gets beaten by their husbands.
he is usually retarded and likes literally eating shit.
he likes hitting on married women and invariably gets beaten by their husbands.
he is usually retarded and likes literally eating shit.
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