douche

A sports radio show host who thinks he knows it all.

Jim Rome, Rich Lord think they know it all freaking douche bags

by JJ in North Shore May 28, 2008

douche

to refresh between men.

gay jack: "Girl! I"m so glad you're done with that asshole!"
sally: "I know right?? But it's ok I've moved on!"
gay jack: "So whose the new guy?"
sally: "Brandon! He's sooo gorgeous and he has a HUGE penis!!"
gay jack: "Niiice!! so how was it?"
sally: "Oh we haven't had sex yet... I need to cleanse my ex!"
gay jack: "OH!!! you better douche!"
sally: "Out with old! In with the New!"

by BITE June 16, 2008

douche

1.) The act of doing something negative towards another person, usually unintentionally.

2.) To flush the mold out of one's unused vagina.

1.) Hey thanks for telling my boss you saw me at the beach, you totally douched me.

2.) I knew whenever my grandfather was going to get lucky because I'd see grandma go out back in the woods to douche. She'd squat near my tire swing and flush herself out. It always looked like chunky vegetable soup coming out. I'd have a hell of time keeping my dog away from it for several days afterwards, but boy grandma would smell so clean and fresh.

by spleen2006 May 31, 2006

douche

To clean out the vagina.

Sometimes the puss just needs a little Spring cleaning!

by Scratch DJ January 26, 2005

Douched

VERB - to make sissy-like, or fuck up in a really gay kinda way

*Drew looks at Kevin's myspace* "Dude, Kevin's mom totally douched his myspace."

by Kevinsbaybii December 2, 2007

douche

a tool that a woman uses to clean cum out of her vagina.

after some rough sex without a condom the hoe used a douche to clean her vagina

by smoochiesmoocherss July 23, 2005

douche

A friendly pink elephant people see when theyve eaten too many mushrooms.Some say this is a figment of imagination that if you play with him he'll lead you into a subway and get you run over.

"Douche and I stayed up all last night playing hide and go seek, that cheeky devil.I lost him when he went into the subway though."

dealer kills stoner.

The End

by Puppito June 11, 2006