January 8th

The day an absolute GOD is born.
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She is also a whore.

Oml she is such a god she must be born on January 8th.

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July 8th

July 8th is the best day of the year for sex if your birthday is July 8th your gonna get laid on your birthday!

Friend: Ethan’s is July 8th

Other friend: he’s gonna get laid

July 8th by Gootlips October 16, 2019

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The day you spend with your crush or bf/gf how long can you guys stay together, it’s basically being clingy-ish for a day

gf: lets see how long we can stay togther for the day!

Bf: why??
Gf: because its november 8th duhhhh

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it’s national beat that ass day if you have a girl or boy you don’t like and it’s April 8th it’s time to beat that ass

yeoo it’s april 8th it’s time to beat her ass

April 8th by CECE66 November 2, 2019

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National Orgasm Day.
Everyone have sex on this day

Hey bro , my girl and i are having sex today its national orgasm day its august 8th

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A day where nothing is gay. No need to say no homo because its JULY 8TH!!!

"Hey dude wanna make out its July 8th?.

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me: i’m so sad it’s December 8th
friend: why is it so bad?
me: juicewrld died :((

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