Rule 17

Don't turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season.

Dwight Schrute: There are forty rules all Schrute boys must learn before the age of five. (sings) Learn your rules. You better learn your rules. If you don't, you'll be eaten in your sleep. (makes chomping sound)

Jim: So what's rule 17?

Dwight: WAIT FOR IT!

(The last two sentences were never actually said)

by ummreagan September 16, 2009

October 17

National shit in a urinal at school day.

Diego: What day is tomorrow?
Autumn: October 17
Diego: Is it anything special?
Autumn: It’s shit in a school urinal day! How could you forget?

by Who the hell is joe guys? October 16, 2019

17 August

Black cats appreciation day.
Black cats have suffered a lot over the years, being even killed because of superstitions. So on 17 August, you should appreciate them.

It's 17 August, the black cats appreciation day!

by Dariaavr October 20, 2021

October 17

National Kick a Jenna day

IF YOU SEE ANY JENNA ON october 17 YOU MUST KICK THEM MULTIPLE TIMES

by genevievepoop October 16, 2019

DECEMBER 17

Give your Boyfriend/Girlfriend a Big hug

Girl:*hugs boyfriend as tight as she can*
Boy*Whats this for?
Girl:It’s December 17!

by IMVU grime dumb Bruh December 16, 2019

October 17

Give a girl your hoodie/ jacket day

Person A:“hey it’s October 17 you know what that means”
Person B: “okay here”

by Ball destroyer 3000 October 16, 2019

December 17

At december 17 you must to kiss the gaiest person you know or the first person who told you "I'm gay".

Laia: Hi
Selena: I'm gay.

Laia: oh, no
Selena: Sorry. It's december 17. I don't write the rules. Now kiss me. Only for science.

by Elyeenspan December 17, 2019