gay ranch

Is a ranch commonly found in South Carolina. The first was founded by the Game Cocks in 1847 located inside Hidden Valley Ranch. First dick hand was Robert E Lee.

Have you ever visited that Gay Ranch in South Carolina?

by j g wentworth September 15, 2012

Ranch Wars

This a fun game to play with your friends, in this game you and your friend try to see who can cover their ballsack first with a mcdonalds ranch packet.

"Man this sucks ryan just beat me in Ranch Wars

by Datboicade December 9, 2019

Psycho Ranch

It's a facility where people go to get it together. It usually specializes in drug addiction, sex addiction, and trauma. Instead of a cold, clinical setting, it's usually more like a resort, or set in the country, or possibly a ranch.

"He wanted to lay low after his 4th dui, so he spent a week at that psycho ranch." or, "The court ordered her to do a stint in rehab, so she booked a room at the psycho ranch for a month."

by Ottawa0214 June 4, 2017

ranch hand

the hand you use to jack off and get your cum or sperm on.

I don't really have a ranch hand

by lazyassloser April 5, 2004

ranch drunk

(adverb) (chiefly Australian) - The most intoxicated due to alcohol it is possible to get without the consequence of actual death, or, death related problems. Usually used as a static definitive reference point for intoxication.

Mike: "I was in the city last night"
Ross: "Yeah? Were you drunk?"
Mike: "Yeah, but i wasn't ranch drunk".

by Ross the Sauce November 2, 2006

ranch shovel

bro so basically any breaded food that can be used with ranch dressing, as a shovel if you will

chicken strips? you mean a ranch shovel

by lidiaxD February 28, 2019

ranch dressing

what happens when the salad is realllly good lookin ;)

melissa: so...did he like produce the ranch dressing???
sharla: ofc

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019