shit chisel

a jet of urine used to remove encrusted faeces off the toilet bowl

girl: i've done a real daggy vegan shit in the toilet.
man: i better wang out a shit chisel then

by godofthebowl January 9, 2014

Piss Chisel

When a man uses his urine stream to clean the toilet. Such as knocking feces stains off

I used the piss chisel to clean up a little bit

by Kash Take May 18, 2020

dirty cielle

Dirty Cielle is when, You take your shirt off at school and then you draw on people with a sharpie.

You can do this at any age but remember its not elegant.

It also means You do drugs.

Heyyy did you know that i did the dirty cielle yesterday.

Heyyy did you know that i do dirty cielle.

by Cici_Monkey October 22, 2020

The Chiseled Wood Theory

The Chiseled Wood theory claims that any object (under the right circumstances and or preferences) can become so valuable to the point that someone would kill another just to obtain it. In this case a singular wood chip. Lets give you an example, lets say that water dissolves from the planet, except for water found in wood. Thus people begin chopping down trees to acquire water from the inside of trunks. Or in a condensed form or shard. Thus a wood chip. This theory can apply to 100 percent of all objects. Even including animal and human feces and piss. Because it still stands as a source of nutrients and water. Even in small quantities. The question goes deeper into identity what is incapable of become worth a persons while. Can a pocket of nothing become worth something? In the saying " Another mans junk is another mans treasure" we can assume that everything (Including literally nothing) can become extremely valuable. We already see this theory in place all around us, air and livestock would be in high demand in space. Thus one thing that is in high abundance (for now) is air on earth. If you were in a life and death situation you would kill the person with the highest air supply. Things change value over time and over sociological preferences and needs.

The Chiseled Wood Theory: everything can have extreme value.

by The Crab people January 19, 2021

Joseph Cinelli

A fruity little guy who is obsessed with weezer. He is the #1 rack player except when he plays the Undone intro.

Who is that drooling over Rivers Cuomo?
Oh, that’s Joseph Cinelli. He has issues.

by smallestbird May 30, 2023

Dirty Ciel

When you jerk off to that episode of Black Butler when Sebastian is putting a corset on Ciel and yell 'BASSY' at the top of your lungs as you cum.

Person 1: What's your favorite way to get yourself off?
Person 2: Probably a dirty Ciel.
Person 1: Dude, that's hardcore.
Person 2: *Blushes*

by BassyMichaelis4 August 14, 2023

dick chisel

a metal tool with a sharp beveled edge that is used to etch intricate carvings into the shaft of a dick.

Honey, I'm going out to the shed to sharpen my dick chisel.

by Clem Blarstenfarge April 29, 2003