Plank

To purposely lie face down with hands and feet together. Usually done in a weird location such as on stairs, vending machines, or cars. The point of this act is to photograph it and place it on FaceBook where it will be marveled at and or laughed at.

Planker: Yesterday I Planked Mr.Booker's desk when he was turned around.

Friend: What?? Did you get a pic and put it on FaceBook?

Planker: Bro, of course i did!!

by RobbieTheFeen October 7, 2011

plank

slang term for Xanax, Alprazolam, benzodiazepine class used to treat anxiety disorders

mr.a)Say fool you got any planks?

mr.b)yeah they hittin 3 for ten

by jcarman October 17, 2006

poonk

Slang for anus or rectum. Well-known term to Native Americans

You don't know your poonk from a hole in the ground.

by Jesse St.Claire September 15, 2007

plink

A drunken mistake.
A child who was born unintentionally while the parents were drunk.

Tom and Stacy got drunk, had sex, and had a plink without knowing.

by Ryan and Jack March 5, 2008

Ploik

The word representing the sound of the male ejaculation. Usually used to point out an attractive female.

"Man, that girl is such a PLOIK."

by Sostasheamond October 27, 2007

sponk plonky

A person (usually a raving mincer) who loves to drink sponk.

The Person is usually addicted to the passtime.

Your breath reeks of sponk, you been at it again ? you filthy Sponk Plonky.

by el_tel September 30, 2007

spank the plank

The act of playing a musical instrument called the guitar.

hey dudes, I will catch u later I am going to go spank the plank.

by Stevie Mtz January 6, 2009