Dick Farm

1.A social gathering where the majority of people at the party are men.
2. A party with a bunch of Gumps , dorks , dweebs , dudes with no game hanging out without any chicks .
3. Aka :sausage fest

Man this party is a straight dick farm ! Ain’t no hoes at this get together!

James and his poker buddies had a straight dick farm going on in his backyard.

by SPRA3K January 20, 2026

Micro clit dick

A penis that is so small it’s barely larger than a stimulated clit, it can’t even bend. The man has to lean forward to urinate otherwise it would spray straight forward like a carnival water gun game. You can’t feel anything during sex and when soft can sometimes resemble an “innie”bellybutton. Seemingly the ultimate punishment by God and often times includes an Asian background.

I met this 6 foot blasian DJ and when I went to fuck him, he had a micro clit dick. He definitely got the Asian genes on that.

by Jenntrified Dictator January 21, 2026

Dusty Dick

When your penis falls off and runs away, and by the time you catch it, it’s been in the dirt and is covered in dust

I have a dusty dick!

by the other man in the shadows January 23, 2026

Dick Tok

The act of having sex with someone and than promptly after finishing. You lay in bed together watching TikToks.

Me and Kevin have a Dick Tok appointment on Saturday. He’s gonna fuck my brains out and than we’re gonna watch TikTok’s all night

by Uncle Pete January 23, 2026

Dunkin dick swirl

A dunkin dick swirl is a flavor of coffee from dunkin' donuts where instead of using regular cream in your coffee you proceed to nut in your coffee then use the tip of your dick to stir the coffee to mix the cum in

Dunkin employee: May i take your order?

"Yes a large hot dunkin dick swirl please"

by Rawdigitydogg January 24, 2026

Tripping Dick

Used to tell someone they are crazy/acting high.

Gabe: Bro i hate Chick fil a, it’s so nasty.
Kris: yo you’re tripping dick, fuck you mean??

by BiggerBen10 January 24, 2026

Moby Dick Fetish

Males that have a fetish for really muscular tall and/ or large women, wanting to find out if they can satisfy them in bed..

Ok I’m 5’6 and weigh about 145 and there’s a woman that comes here to this place every Thursdays and she’s 6’1 and she looks like she is 285-300 pounds, i think I can rock her world,
Bro you have the “Moby dick fetish”, you like big girls

by SomedudeIknew January 26, 2026