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Workplace Munchausen Syndrome

Disorder in the workplace where the person who does the least (if any) amount of work does the most complaining about "how busy" or "how crazy" the office is in order to garner sympathy from customers. The irony is that the person displaying Workplace Munchausen Syndrome looks like a fool to most of the people they whine to, since they are standing around whining while the workplace grinds on behind them, thus proving that they are irrelevant to the work being performed and/or the biggest slacker in the workplace.
Tami continuously complained about "how crazy" the workplace had been for the last six weeks, despite the fact that her inbox was full, her outbox was empty, and the customer she was complaining to was there to complain that she hadn't processed his check. She clearly has Workplace Munchausen Syndrome.
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No-worker;

a person that YOU work next to; one that does no work and gets paid with no blame

one that comes to work with no shame and does nothing

an employee that does some work but mainly surfs the internet

[lazy}; Criss Angel;
My "No-worker;" is here today an I am behind in my work as usual.

Look at that no-worker, he just dressed for work.
No-worker; by CorporateAmerica October 23, 2008

Daddy Workpants 

Terminonlogy that symbolizes the head guy or head boss.
that guy over there is in charge, he has the daddy workpants.
Daddy Workpants by Mikeo2345 April 10, 2009

nigratory worker 

Black people that hip hop around from job to job until they can aquire unemployment to pay for thems swag
Lambo helped out a nigratory worker while unbeknownst to his he was already taken care of
nigratory worker by fagnanimous January 27, 2015

Sex worker

A politically-correct word for the alternative to prostitution, cyber prostitution, or Premium Snapchats. A sex worker earns money through Premium Snapchats, Patreon, or other websites, as well as being paid to have sex with their clients. They are often found selling explicit nudes in exchange for money, typically through PayPal or Patreon. Decentralised pornography.
“Hey, what’s your Premium Snapchat?”

“Check the link and subscribe, SEX WORKERS are REAL WORKERS!”
Sex worker by Jordy1996 November 24, 2018

Sex worker

Another term for prostitute, used mainly by women who sell nudes online and claim it's real work. They mostly use this term as a way to make themselves feel like they're not prostituting themselves
Bella: Hey, buy my nudes!
Charles: Sorry, I don't support prostitution
Bella: Sex work is real work!!! Support sex workers!!
Sex worker by hotwheelskid01 December 31, 2018