midnight bird bath

when a female goes into a dark bathroom (generally at home) in the middle of the night & sits IN the toilet because the seat has been left up.

"Being the lone female in the frat house sucks! I ended up in a midnight bird bath three times this week!!"

by four on the floor September 21, 2011

doe doe bird

doe doe bird one who is extremely stupid and dont know his or her ass from a hole in the ground

dude you got me in trouble with the cops you doe doe bird

no man you got your own self in trouble with the cops you doe doe bird

dude you are too stupid and selfish to stand up and do the right thing you doe doe bird

dude you really think of me that way

yes man i think of you as a doe doe bird who is too stupid to stand up and do the right thing

the way you feel about me i get it dude

by littlejimmie April 30, 2019

sissy bird chest

1.Skinny ass dude. 2. One who acts tough, but really ain't about that life. 3. Someone who couldn't fight themselves out of a wet paper bag.

Check out that ole sissy bird chested dude over there! He's weak as water!

by Josecurry April 24, 2016

My hair is a bird

A synonym for the phrase, "Your argument is invalid."

Tom: You're a bad friend.

Nicolas: My hair is a bird.

Tom: Nevermind. My argument is invalid.

by Frankenstein Goldfinger October 24, 2008

pull birds

To check out the ladies.

Oi! Let's go pull some birds!

by MoonKnight January 23, 2003

wash your bird

A command used to remind one's young son (who has just begun bathing on his own) to wash his penis

Son: Dad, I'm going to take a bath.
Father: Don't forget to wash your bird.

by Sarahla July 26, 2006

Bird to Sign Time

This phrase is used by inbreds or hicks to replace the phrase "quarter mile time" when racing. Usually used by the inbreds when racing a POS truck against another POS truck. Imagine street racing without the city and out by a old barn and corn field.

"Hey Cletus, what your bird to sign time on that big ol' truck you have been haulin' that hay with?" "It's about 7.8 seconds I reckon." "Well shit, I suppose you would beat in my John Dear green tractor." "Damn straight, I'm packin' a 350 hemi supercharger in this bitch." "Your shittin me?"

by S_Diesel October 31, 2009