Administration Unit Number One

The first admin, or the most important.

"Hello Administration Unit Number One! How are you doing today?"
"I'm pretty good, Administration Unit Number Two!"

by LunarLucario August 26, 2017

Large Unit

A person who is a big lad - someone who you don't cut in front of in the maccas line (Other variations include small unit, and medium unit).

Oi nah, Josh Hand aint no large unit.

by ClintCameron November 19, 2017

newton unit

weird scientific thing

Woah! Look at that big newton unit ballsack!!!

by poopledee January 13, 2018

Erectile Unit

Another way to say penis, but only said when you want too look retarted and get laughs.

Girl 1: My bf sent me a pic of his erectile unit.
Girl 2: Was is big?

Girl 1: nah, it was hella small

by StalinGotNoCredit June 6, 2018

bug unit

A proper cunt

Bill: Matt your’e a bug unit

Matt: dang

by Saucy lord May 7, 2018

Nepotism United

The name that should be given to the thousands of kids’ football (soccer) teams run by a volunteer parent, whose child is often the worst player, usually causing the team to lose and the sidelining of bettter kids, to the quiet rage of the parents of sidelined children.

In an unbelievable first half, Nepotism United Under 10’s let in five goals, though it was all the fault of the other players except for Daniel Sulkpants at Centre-back, the manager’s son, and Billy Crap whose mother runs the coffee shop, and the other parents are scared to say anything about it.

by Clothears September 29, 2018

Cowboy Unit

Typically used to describe a dirty ol' redneck that aspires to be as monumentally stout as an Absolute Unit. Wears Ariat boots with faded blue jeans. Wears hats as often as possible. Probably to cover his bald spot.

Damn y'all look at Bradley walking down the hall like a Cowboy Unit. That guy is a poser -- he's no Absolute Unit!

by absoluteunit9000 October 15, 2018