Turtle Net

Beyond slow and very slow Internet Connection.

Sorry late reply, I'm using a turtle net.

Turtle Net by PuyatLord June 11, 2014

turtle herd 

A group of total baddasses that only do original things and influence others to do the badass shit too. Three hot ass guy accompanied by three hot ass girls.

The turtle herd is so baddass I wanna be in it but I'm not hot or original!

turtle herd by Turtleherd July 7, 2014

Turtle Sandwhich 

It is the process of 3 or more turtles mating at the same time. So pretty much a turtle orgy.

"Look at all of those turtles stacked on top of each other, they look like a Turtle Sandwhich and sound like one in the making. Ew."

Turtle Sandwhich by Mitkish September 12, 2014

Turtle dick 

Someone that takes a long time to get an erection

"did you sleep with tom last night?"
"no, he had a turtle dick."

Turtle dick by Hairyboy2000 January 28, 2015

Turtleing 

When one is so drunk on good times (possibly some alcohol in there somewhere) and he proceeds to fall on the ground, and tries to get up but instead does this rocking motion because his world is spinning profusely, much like a turtle when on its back or shell.

Dude joeys so hammered right now he's in the living room turtleing as we speak.

No joke you turtled last night and I damn near defecated myself laughing so hard.

Turtleing by Ginglife March 1, 2015

Turtle Calves

When someone's calves are so large, that they look like they have a baby turtle inside them.

Dude! Check out those girls legs! She has HUGE turtle calves!
legs workout calves exercise

Bruh, have you seen Jessica Simpson's turtle calves?

Turtle Calves by thatonesuperradicalchick March 9, 2015

turtlebanging

Two fat slobs taking turns pounding in each others asses. Or a professor who sticks his finger in a turtles ass to demonstrate evolution.

Ow my back hurts from all the turtlebanging I did last night!

turtlebanging by bitchslap102 April 7, 2015