A man who expects woman to be smart, nurturing, financially irresponsible, and someone who doesn’t drink coffee. Also wears down their mental health little by little. Opposite of Small Tittied Man
by smalldickdan July 21, 2019
Get the Big Tittied Manmug. A man who expects woman to be dumb, independent, mentally strong, financially smart, and drinks coffee. Opposite of Big tittied man
by smalldickdan July 21, 2019
Get the Small Tittied Manmug. Exclamation. When something goes wrong... either a limp dick during sex or experiencing extreme physical pain. A curse used in the most extreme cases.
(after gettting shot in the balls) or (stubbed in the toe) or (after making a surprise discovery)
Bob: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!!!!! my balls"
or
Mitch: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER! move this fucking furniture Jessica!"
Or
Butch: " JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!! That whore gave me AIDS! I thought it was weird she had a dick..."
Bob: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!!!!! my balls"
or
Mitch: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER! move this fucking furniture Jessica!"
Or
Butch: " JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!! That whore gave me AIDS! I thought it was weird she had a dick..."
by Alex Kondraki July 4, 2006
Get the jesus titty fuckermug. When you hook up with a straight up pooch and don't want to look at her dirty mug while you are titty fucking her, you sit on her face instead of her chest and do your business while your crack slides up and down her chin. If you're lucky, she will obtain a brown streak on her face, starting from her chin and leading up to her hair line.
Ted hadn't wiped his ass for weeks and left a stinky brown line on carols face when he gave her a reverse titty fuck on their anniversary.
by T_Heard February 12, 2009
Get the Reverse Titty Fuckmug. by banjo_boy September 26, 2014
Get the come on my tittysmug. The act of holding a girl upside down with her legs under your arms then inserting your penis inside her while jumping up and down and turning a 360. It works best with large breast, but flat chicks work ok too, the effect just isn't as great.
by big puppy April 23, 2012
Get the hanging titty lasomug. Boobs where the nipples are more lower, toward the bottom of the boob.
The nipple seems to point down-ward, resembling a dripping water faucet.
The nipple seems to point down-ward, resembling a dripping water faucet.
Tom: "I had to get on my knees and practically turn my head straight up to suck her nipples."
Jake: "Those are water faucet titties, dawg."
Jake: "Those are water faucet titties, dawg."
by His spawn September 29, 2012
Get the Water Faucet Tittiesmug.