Virgin belly flop

Falling vagina first while skimboarding.

Girl 1: You okay?
Girl 2: No!

Girl 1: What happened?
Girl 2: I fell flat on my cunt!
Girl 1: OHHH!! Virgin belly flop!!! OUCH!!

by grandpooba May 26, 2011

Reborn again virgin

A person who has engaged in sexual, but throughout time has chosen to be sexual only with themselves; whether do or lack of satisfaction, frequency, or guilt from a 3rd party.

How long has it been since you have sex, been so long technically I'm a reborn again virgin. Lol that's wack buddy.

by Otisdgonahurt September 13, 2021

Dark Side Virgin

Someone who has never listened to Pink Floyd's The Dark Side of The Moon from beginning to end in one sitting.

Guy : I lost my Dark Side virginity this weekend!

Guy 2: Congrats!

by augoose January 30, 2018

virgin whore

When someone is a virgin but still acts like a whore

Me:man Riley’s being a virgin whore again

by raybeez August 4, 2022

Wank Virgin

Someone who has never masturbated in their life.

Person 1: Bet you haven't got a girl yet.
Person 2: What do you know about it?
Person 1: You look like a virgin.
Person 2: And not only do you look like a virgin you like a wank virgin too so STFU!

by LordJenal May 18, 2022

Stupid Idiot Virgin Nerd

Someone who chooses to major in Electrical Engineering.

Did you hear? Brian got into UCLA!
Oh wow that´s awesome, what´s his major?

Electrical Engineering, I think.
Oh... he´s going to UCLA to be an Electrical Engineer of all things? What a waste.
I know, what a stupid idiot virgin nerd.

by bean_bomb May 10, 2022

Greasy Virgin

William Kenneth Albert Owen

That kid who looks like a pinecone over there, he's a greasy virgin.

by KrakenAthropod15 February 12, 2018