My hair is a bird

A synonym for the phrase, "Your argument is invalid."

Tom: You're a bad friend.

Nicolas: My hair is a bird.

Tom: Nevermind. My argument is invalid.

by Frankenstein Goldfinger March 1, 2009

pull birds

To check out the ladies.

Oi! Let's go pull some birds!

by MoonKnight January 23, 2003

wash your bird

A command used to remind one's young son (who has just begun bathing on his own) to wash his penis

Son: Dad, I'm going to take a bath.
Father: Don't forget to wash your bird.

by Sarahla July 26, 2006

Bird to Sign Time

This phrase is used by inbreds or hicks to replace the phrase "quarter mile time" when racing. Usually used by the inbreds when racing a POS truck against another POS truck. Imagine street racing without the city and out by a old barn and corn field.

"Hey Cletus, what your bird to sign time on that big ol' truck you have been haulin' that hay with?" "It's about 7.8 seconds I reckon." "Well shit, I suppose you would beat in my John Dear green tractor." "Damn straight, I'm packin' a 350 hemi supercharger in this bitch." "Your shittin me?"

by S_Diesel October 31, 2009

austrian bird principal

When air temperature lowers below -20C, the birds in higher altitudes freeze, becoming ice blocks. They then fall from the sky, and are seen as ice chunks. The ice chunks are prevalent in places where any type of bird is present. Therefore, by lakes and oceans, the ice balls found near the shore are actually frozen birds.

What are those ice chunks, daddy?" "well, they are frozen birds son, defined by the austrian bird principal

by ABP4lyfe February 26, 2011

Givin-da-bird

A meaningful way to "give the bird" and help the hungry at the same time. Usually happening around Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Yea, that's cool. Every year around the holidays, he makes it a point to givin-da-bird to the needy. Who doesn't tear up when you can feed someone a turkey dinner?

by Fsu Big Dawg November 21, 2010

angry bird paralysis

the condition that occurs following extended time spent playing angry birds while using the toilet that results in the loss of regular leg function due to numbness...may also cause ring around the ass. (a relative of the "crippler shit" that also causes leg numbness due to long bowel movements)

Dave went into the restroom and saw me lying on the floor of the handicap stall next to my cell phone. He said "what the hell is wrong with you?" I said "I just beat 14 levels of angry birds.....I CAN'T WALK, I got ANGRY BIRD PARALYSIS!!!"

by robharry October 23, 2011