vertical bacon sandwich

Your mums sweaty gash.

Looks like bacon but tastes like mouldy fish.

by dunno August 21, 2003

white girl sandwich

Basically a threesome between one guy and two girls in which the three participants are all extremely close together. This allows for the sharing of many fluids, including saliva, vaginal secretions, and pre-cum. For those of you who don't know what pre-cum is, it's when a girl has sucked your dick for a while and your penis has already secreted a little semen, though you haven't ejaculated yet. The sharing of both cum and pre-cum is commonly referred to as cum swapping.

I'm probably going to get a white girl sandwich on Tuesday, which would be the dopest thing ever.

by hammettsucks April 03, 2006

Ice Cream Sandwich

After ejaculating onto the torso of a woman, collapsing onto her, thus creating a "sandwich" in which the two torsos are the outer chocolate cake-like wafers, and the jism is the "ice cream" between the two.

After Jack unloaded his skeet on Jill's chest, he passed out on her and they ice cream sandwiched until he woke up.

"Dude, did you see Mark at the party last night?! He came so hard on Dana that he passed out and they were totally forming an ice cream sandwich! I got a picture on my phone!"

by DandKforever July 13, 2008

Soup Sandwich

a term used to describe a feeling after a particularly heavy night of drinking or drug use. Coined from the title of a song penned by a band called Intox, out of Rochester New York. Also used to describe a persons life that is spinning out of control.

I drank so much last night, I cant get out of bed today, I feel like a soup sandwich.

I cant believe that I saw my ex turning tricks downtown. Her life must be a soup sandwich right about now.

by Capellupo November 13, 2007

Ham Sandwich

I mean this is great ham sandwiches are two pieces of ham put on the outside of one or more pieces of bread then chewed swallowed and in a day poo pooed out of his/her doo hicky.

wait one minute while i fix my self pickles on a plate then wee dance the night away tugg tugg.

by king of doo hicky'z July 18, 2003

Grilled Cheese Sandwich

A folded piece of paper used as a receptacle for semen when no better option is available.

Adding tissues to his mental shopping list, Shmoolie gingerly placed his fresh grilled cheese sandwich to the bottom of the trash.

by jeromino111 January 14, 2011

Pulled Pork Sandwich

When three cops sit in a row and the outside two jerk off the middle one.

Officer Dick Johnson and Officer T-Bone Shaft used excessive force on Officer Justa Confused Youngman in "The Case of the Pulled Pork Sandwich."

by Schorntologist February 10, 2011