Shit titty fucker

An extremly fun phrase to say. It can be used in many ways as it does not have a real definition. It can be something you call someone, or just a random exclamation.

1) a. Hey there Shit Titty Fucker!
b. Ahh! You're such a Shit Titty Fucker

2) a. (gets hit) Ow! Shit titty fucker!!!

by JamalJJames March 3, 2011

Shit-Log Sheriff

One who is appointed the duty of pickin up shit logs (feces) left behind by dogs, also known as bountys that need collecting.

Hey Kristan, Shit-Log sheriff, theres a bounty that needs a collecting over here, its reekin pretty bad, come get it.

by theshitlogdeputy March 5, 2011

Shit Trip

when someone gets pissed over stupid shit that makes no sence!

Leydin: How dare you hang out wif my ex boyfriend!
Me: hey hey... you know were friends! dont have a shit trip man!

by SunshineeLuvsYou April 13, 2011

Shit for Shat

a term similar to "tit for tat" usually used in a competitive situation when the first player does badly and the next player has a chance to move ahead but does equally bad or worse than the first player.

We were bowling and Jim had two gutter balls, I was going to make him pay but I got 1 pin and a gutter ball, Shit for shat.

by mophisto July 22, 2011

Shit-Pipe Elves

Some little elves that work in the depth of the bowels that use ancient Aztec methods of working your shit out, like using logs to slide it along.

My Shit-Pipe Elves are working hard today, I've had 4 shits and its only noon!

by bumflute July 25, 2011

Shit, Shine, and Shave

The phrase used to tell someone that you are going to get ready for the day.

Friend 1: Are you still going to meet us for lunch in an hour?
Friend 2: Yeah I'll be there I just need to shit, shine, and shave.

by Waylon520 August 27, 2011

Shit in your friends room day

November second. For kids at boarding school. Leave a nice bag of doo in your friends room.

Dude can I have a shart in your room?
Normally I would say no, but today is national shit in your friends room day, so i guess so.

by straightballer12345 November 2, 2011