Pokey bum wank

Pokey bum wanking

I had the best pokey bum wank ever but my fingers really smell after

by Pauls Logic November 2, 2020

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Flashbang wank

A flashbang wank is when an individual decides to masturbate or engage in sexual intercourse whilst tackling a throbbing headache before the event. The word ‘flashbang’ comes from the sheer brain fuckery that is experienced after ejaculation. The pain is so awful that you don’t even have time to clean up the bodily fluids due to having a strong urge to hold your head against a pillow to calm the pain.

I had a flashbang wank earlier babe, and it was the most unsatisfactory wank i have ever fucking had. However, it wont stop me from flashbang fucking the shit out of you later.

by Cum shoot January 20, 2021

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Munchkin wank

A phrased used to insult a young boy that hasn't reached puberty yet.

Boy - i can do whatever i like you can't stop me!
Older person- You wanna bet you munchkin wank.

by jackametii1234 February 22, 2010

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Wiki Wank

To quickly check Wikipedia in order to try to win an argument (over the internet usually). Unintelligent people generally do this to make themselves look smarter than what they are.

A:*compelling argument*

B: *wiki wanks* *Goes on to re-word a page off of Wikipedia for a rebuttal*

by Sauce Baus October 25, 2011

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wank-o-tron

A massive wanking machine created by the one and only banterlope. The banterlope is a godly youtuber who makes amazing content and is better then PewDiePie and KSI put together even tough he only has 162 subscribers. He is now loaded as fuck and films his insane content with his Iphone 5s... Fuck yes. You shall bow down to your almighty leader and I don't mean Kim-Jon-Un... I mean the banterlope

That wank-o-tron is an amazing youtuber

by The banterlope January 10, 2017

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