Internet

The world's largest repository of pornographic content.

Check out this sweet porn I found on the Internet!

by Longer September 10, 2018

Internet

How the fuck do you not know what the internet is. How are you so fucking stupid.

James: My aunt doesn't know what the internet is.
Kevin: Is she fucking retarded?

by CheekClapper6934 December 1, 2018

Internet Biology

The application of natural sciences on the internet. It includes many branches
1. Internet Taxonomy
2. Internet Ecology
3. Internet sociology
4. etc.

Dude, if Internet Biology was a class, I would ace it. I know so much shit about 4chan's climate and species.

by Bias - P11 March 25, 2011

American Internet

It is fast af

Guy 1: This American Internet is great! It loads very fast! Better than Australian Internet.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ June 3, 2021

Internet

The internet is your life

Person 1; Hey what do you do for a living?
Person 2; The internet.

by door man who eats doors April 15, 2021

Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)

N.: A made-up syndrome describing one who creates new non-standard usages on the internet, in the hopes that it will a: be fresh, cool, funny, or all of the above; or b: find its way into common usage.

A: See this definition.

B: "What idiot would coin a patently bogus medical term? He obviously suffers from Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)."

by deficiency_of_damn June 19, 2011

Internet chaos

When someone causes a war via saying something.

Friend one: Hey did you hear what blank said!
Friend two: What did they say?
Friend one: HE SAID PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS THE BEST KIND OF PIZZA!
Friend two: TIME TO CAUSE INTERNET CHAOS!

by Waffleing May 1, 2022