polish one off

to relieve sexual tension

when im home alone i like to polish one off

by A'rris December 9, 2008

do one's impression

to behave in a certain way you think is typical of someone or something

to do one's impression:
I stood in front of the mirror and did my impression of Elvis Presley.

by susannaius January 7, 2009

Smuggle one over the border

Slang term for masturbation

Sorry I was late man, I had to smuggle one over the border real quick.

by ironlung95 July 28, 2010

Condition One

From firearms jargon: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety on.
As in: Ready to take a massive poo... But not quite a crisis.
Not as bad as Condition Zero.

Can we stop the car at the next gas station? I'm condition one over here.
We tried Greek but the silly bitch didn't tell me she was condition one.

by youdbesoluckytoknowme January 11, 2014

good one scooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOb

An expression used as a form of sarcasm and/or annoyance when referencing or imitating Shaggy.

Guy: I just laid a massive shit

Guy 2: good one scooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOb

by spaceace999 December 1, 2014

school one

when a social media user types "school one" in the caption of the picture of there self wearing school clothes.

Janet: yo bro did you see Davids new school one?
Ciaran: Yeah man it was fantastic

by TheMelonnn December 7, 2016

Hatch One

A pleasant and more socially acceptable way to announce that you need to take a big ole shit.

Ladies and gentlemen, if you will pardon me for just a few moments. I need to hatch one and will be back in about five.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017