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hand of god

Used to refer to the act of anyone in an undisputable position of power.
Can be used to identify the action of a BOFH deleting a user account; a company that outsources to a call center telling the call center to fire a particular employee; a MUCK wizard modifying someone's props or a GM (game master) causing unlikely events in a RPG.
by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004
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hand canon

(n.) A large handgun. See canon.
That dirty harry style hand canon sure must be heavy!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
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Hand-Pump

Discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite sex by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do chores or give them flowers! The 21st century version of a kiss!
Dave is the Hand-Pump king
by Graham Kingswood October 15, 2008
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bass hand

When your hand gets scraped up and raw after lipping spotted, smallmouth, and sometimes largemouth bass all day. A good fishing trip usually has a good bass hand the day after.
What a lunker! I bet she gave you one hell of a bass hand!
by jackalope1991 May 13, 2008
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Wanking hand

The hand that someone use to wank. After wanking, zero shits given, decides not to wash his hand. This happens not just once, but every time someone wanks. If you realise you are about to shake hands with or get touched by a wanking hand, go away immediately. If you realise after making contact with him, you are scared for life XC
Don't shake his wanking hand or you'll be scarred for life.
by Mr Confident June 22, 2016
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Banana Hand

A bitchin' yellow dog that will ass fuck you all night long.
"All I know is... good, ball.... and rape." - Banana Hand
by SparklePimp January 15, 2012
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Jerkoff Hands

"Man john hooked up with this girl last night who was a total dog."
"At least i got my tip wet, whod you go home with jerkoff hands?"
by the real ian harold October 9, 2008
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