bucket monster

A fungus that grows in your bucket (smoking device) after many years of smoking. Made mainly from cannabis resin and some kind of mutant mushroom, these delightfull things smell of piss. P.s they only come when you fill a bucket from a river or stream, not clean water.

M. urh man dont suck that bucket its got bucket monsters,

G. throw that filthy thing out, it stinks the shed out.

TB. No there my pets
(actual conversation)

by Xx_gOfFiC_xX December 20, 2006

loch ness monster

a freakishly gargantuant dick, on either a white or a black guy. NO HOMO

That bitch almost didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster 'til I showed her my dick.

by The Great Puzzler September 12, 2009

Penis 420 cum bitch monster

A term used to describe faggots

“Look at the penis 420 cum bitch monster over there”

by DougLmaoLmao September 20, 2021

pit monster

minger
ming-mong
Ruff as F*ck (RAF)
Munter
Uglee
Boiler

That bird over there is a fucking pit-monster!

by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 5, 2003

bog monster

A term used to humiliate a person who has a sick fetish for poo, can also be used to humiliate a person who either gives or receives anal sex.

Can also be used in first person tem to describe one's self.

"yo, sam over ther is the biggest bog monster, he did shelly and nadia in the ass last night"

"man, im the biggest bog monster ever. I just enjoy anal to much"
"yer you are a hugh bog monster"

by Matthew & Jessica December 22, 2007

moron monster

a moron usally a dumb a** that doesnt know what the world outside is like because there crammed in there house playing video game and hacking computers

hes such a moron monster he stayed home to play video games instead of going out to party

by john8-78907893789023578907890 July 22, 2007

The New Jersey Monster

If New Jersey was, like, alive, and it was a monster, then it would be this.

Holy S***, Alex! It's the New Jersey Monster!

by Nico April 29, 2004